Hey Meatsters!
It’s your old buddy Meat shouting at you from beyond the grave to get your sexy cabooses ready for summer! It’s going to be hot hot hot and who knows more about cookin’ with gas than the Big Loaf himself… me! Meatloaf! That’s me!
Aaaay! How’s it going? I know what you’re thinking: “Meatloaf - my summer is already off the shizzy bop! What are you going to do to make it better?” First off, I don’t understand what terms like ‘off the shizzy bop’ mean, so I’d prefer you keep the slang to a minimum. I’m usually a pretty cool caterpillar but I'm grappling with a few competing medications right now so I don’t need you adding confusion to my already muddled noggin with all this ‘skiddly doo’ and ‘buzzy buzzy bah bah’ bullshit. I swear to Christ - if I hear you say horsepucky like that one more time, I’m going to slam my forehead through this bundt cake on the table in front of me until there’s no more bundt cake for anyone! It’ll be bloody crumbs on my forehead all day, Jose! So just be cool, will you?
Anyway! Summer seems easy breezy, but a whole bundle of fuckery can go wrong if you don’t have a solid plan of attack. That’s what your boy Loaf-erino is here for! Aaaaay! I’ve got the best advice to make your summer the kickest of assitude. Here are some tips:
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