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A Valentine's Day Message from Meatloaf

A Valentine's Day Message from Meatloaf

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Brendan Boogie
Feb 14, 2023
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A Valentine's Day Message from Meatloaf
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Happy Valentine’s Day, Meat Lovers! It’s me, Meatloaf! 

Aaaaay! How’s it going? Most of my good friends call me Meat, but we’re closer than close so you can call me Ground Beef, Egg, and Breadcrumbs with a Little Diced Onion Thrown in There. 

Actually, you know what? Scratch that - call me Mr. Loaf. Formality is so sexy in a romantic context, isn’t it? “T…

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