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The Funny List (Part 1)

The Funny List (Part 1)

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Brendan Boogie
Apr 25, 2023
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Funny is relative, right? Wrong, chumps! After years of exhaustive research and more than one ‘think burrito,’ I present to you the definitive list of the funniest things:

Funniest word:  Nougat

Funniest sandwich:  Ham and cheese. (Even funnier if you add ‘on rye.’)

Funniest thing to say after accidentally walking in your grandparents having sex: ‘Um… check please!’

Funniest name (first): Doug

Funniest name (last): Coxswagon

Funniest thing to say while visiting Prague: ‘Um… Czech please!’

Funniest substance to fall backward into (small quantity): tapioca pudding

Funniest substance to fall backward into (large quantity): Hollandaise sauce 

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