The Funny List (Part 1)
Funny is relative, right? Wrong, chumps! After years of exhaustive research and more than one ‘think burrito,’ I present to you the definitive list of the funniest things:
Funniest word: Nougat
Funniest sandwich: Ham and cheese. (Even funnier if you add ‘on rye.’)
Funniest thing to say after accidentally walking in your grandparents having sex: ‘Um… check please!’
Funniest name (first): Doug
Funniest name (last): Coxswagon
Funniest thing to say while visiting Prague: ‘Um… Czech please!’
Funniest substance to fall backward into (small quantity): tapioca pudding
Funniest substance to fall backward into (large quantity): Hollandaise sauce
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