Unfinished Doctoral Dissertations

Another year, another unfinished dissertation. One of these days, I ‘m going to actually get this thing written. The main problem is - I just can’t land on a topic. Some options:

Wearing the Same Pair of Jeans for Three Straight Years: A Study in Unfuckability

From Tippi Hedren to Stephen Hawking: Famous People I Think I Could Beat in a Fight

“Act Your Age, Not Your Shoe Size”: Examining How Prince - Coolest Guy in History - Could Let That Ridiculous Lyric Get Past the Goalie

Farts: Good?