Writer's Block
Funny. Funny funny funn-aaaaaayyyyyy.
Come on, buddy. Write some funny stuff. You think of funny stuff all the time. Remember that time in the car last week when you thought of something funny and just started laughing? It was hilarious. It was loud, gasping, ‘almost get in an accident’ type of car laughter. What was it that was so funny again? Something to do with cabbage? Why do I think it had something to do with cabbage? Cabbage is a funny vegetable. It was probably something cabbage-related but fuck it if I remember. I’ll come back to it. Stupid non-cabbage-joke-remembering brain!
Oh, remember the time when that party clown in full makeup thought you cut him off in traffic? He started yelling and swearing at you - he was practically foaming at the mouth. The best part was - clearly, he had forgotten that he was wearing full clown makeup. But he remembered when you started laughing, didn’t he? He remembered damn quick. The look on his face when he remembered that he was still wearing his makeup - chef’s kiss. Maybe you could write something about that?
Hmmm… you just kind of did write something about that. That’s about all there is to the story. There’s no moral or hook or funny ending to it really. Just a visual of a guy in clown makeup yelling in traffic. Maybe it would be funny if you made a video reenactment? Or better yet - dress up in clown makeup and go around yelling at people in traffic! Wouldn’t that be a funny Tik Tok thing or whatever? I don’t know. I have such a bad sense of what people watch on the internet anymore. Are people still into yelling clowns?
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